Funny School Quotes

We still recall our school memories as those were some of the best days of our life. No worries, no tension, just fun, and enjoyment. To recall those memorable days, we created this collection of funny school quotes.

These quotes will make you laugh while some of them might make you cry as well. Share these funny school quote with your school friends and relive those joyful moments once again.

Check out the collection of fun school quotes below.

School Funny Quotes

  • The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can’t be learned at school.
  • School is where we go to learn something from teachers but our teachers don’t know our future.
  • School is a building which has four walls with tomorrow inside.
  • The secret is to steal-to walk into another teacher’s classroom and say, ‘Give me that.’
  • We treat people in the schools like children, not adults. We don’t treat them as professionals. The only way to attract bright people to education is to give them working conditions where they can use their minds.

funny school quotes

  • I don’t like to study for the examinations because I know I got the back of scholar.
  • Maths told me to find X but I know how hard it is to get back your X.
  • Even in schools with weak or threadbare cultures, it is usually possible to find some things worth celebrating. Those stories, values, traditions, heroes or heroines provide a viral starting point for updating, reinvigorating, and reframing the school’s identity and culture.
  • What makes a child gifted and talented may not always be good grades in school, but a different way of looking at the world and learning.
  • To raise a child who is comfortable enough to leave you means you’ve done your job. They are not ours to keep, but to teach how to soar on their own.
  • The future of the world is in my classroom today.
  • Education is the key to success in life, and teachers make a lasting impact in the lives of their students.
  • Good teaching is more a giving of right questions than a giving of right answers.
  • All children start their school careers with sparkling imaginations, fertile minds, and a willingness to take risks with what they think.
  • You can learn anything you need to learn to achieve any goal you set for yourself. There are no limits except the limits you place on your imagination.
  • Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are capable of becoming.
  • The capacity to learn is a gift; the ability to learn is a skill; the willingness to learn is a choice.
  • No matter how good you were in school but you tried to compensate your parent’s money by taking school facilities.
  • My teacher always ask for not to waste time and then she gave 30 minutes of speech on how not to waste time.

school funny quotes

  • In school, they told me Practice makes perfect. And then they told me Nobody’s perfect, so then I stopped practicing.
  • My mum wakes me up to go to school but she doesn’t know that my favorite place to sleep is on the last bench.
  • High School looks goods on TV but in reality, it does not.
  • One day I got out on a duck in a school cricket game then I’m the official umpire of the school cricket.
  • School is one long illness with symptoms that switch every five minutes so you think it’s getting better or worse. But really it’s the same thing for years and years.
  • School is the advertising agency which makes you believe that you need society as it is.

Fun School Quotes

  • Once I praised my teacher and then she told me that- She will complain and then I asked How? Then she smiles.
  • My maths teacher believe that I’m good at maths but she doesn’t know that I got toppers around me
  • My teacher took my calculator in the exam and then I asked for an answer from my friend.
  • As long as algebra is taught in school, there will be prayer in school.
  • Extracurricular activities are the things that can make your middle school experience-rich, fun, and rewarding.
  • My main motto to take part in sports was to eat snacks from the canteen
  • I sold all of my class benches nut bolt just to make an extra income.

funny school quotes

  • In recalling their school years, students mostly remember their teachers and not the courses they took.
  • Show me the man who enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore.
  • Maths was easy till there were only numbers but it became worse when Alphabets (Variables) took a fight with numbers.
  • I’m the guy who finishes the lunch box in the period and then finishes the other’s lunch box in the break time.
  • I’m the guy who never answers in the classroom but always took more supplements in examinations.
  • My maths teacher told me nothing is impossible and she then can’t even draw a circle without a rounder.
  • You can’t learn in school what the world is going to do next year.
  • The teacher taught me how to solve a problem but I can’t explain to her that my problem was she.
  • There’s more treasure in books than in all the pirate’s loot on Treasure Island.
  • My teachers ask me to learn tables and then I watch my table for 2 hours and I learned it visually.
  • I used to follow one of my teachers because they said you should always follow your dream.

fun school quotes

  • One day my teacher beat me for no reason and then I just ask for the simple question that- Do you believe in Karma?
  • I don’t hate going to school but it never let my sweet dreams to complete.
  • My father sent me to a school that looked a lot like this one. A military academy in Pennsylvania. Perhaps you’ve heard of it.
  • I always wonder that teacher also goes for an interview round and then teaches us for an interview.
  • If the exam is going to decide your success and success is not a one-day shot then how come the exam is 3 hours show?
  • You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
  • It’s the last day of school! Well, big brother, can you believe it? My last day of school. No more reading, writing, arithmetic! No more learning forever!

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Back to School Quotes Funny

  • It’s not that I hate school. I just hate waking up early in the morning.
  • Well, you should be excited at the chance to go back to school. I remember you wanted to return to school, and while it’s not the same one.
  • We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.
  • Because now that you’re out of school, you’ll be taking a real test.
  • The job of an educator is to teach students to see the vitality in themselves.
  • Do you think you can handle all of your classes? Don’t forget your school happens to be one of the top public schools in the greater Los Angeles area. I’m sure the workload must be tremendous.

Back to School Quotes Funny

  • The aim of education should be to teach us rather how to think, than what to think—rather to improve our minds, so as to enable us to think for ourselves, than to load the memory with thoughts of other men.
  • School spirit’ is a curious term. The phrase might sound as if it refers to a ghost or other undead phantasm haunting an educational establishment like very old gum clinging to a trophy case. What ‘school spirit’ actually refers to is the belief one particular school is better than another.
  • You could just go to school, do the work and get through it, or you could really dive in and take advantage of all the cool opportunities that are now available to you.
  • Education is the difference between wishing you could help other people and being able to help them.
  • If you are planning for a year, sow rice; if you are planning for a decade, plant trees; if you are planning for a lifetime, educate people.
  • You can teach a student a lesson for a day; but if you can teach him to learn by creating curiosity, he will continue the learning process as long as he lives.
  • Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another.
  • I said school starts tomorrow. I didn’t say I was going to be there.
  • My mother thinks that I go to school to learn but I go to school just to irritate my teachers.
  • The only thing which excites me in school was lunchtime.
  • Till school, I used to run after the toppers, and then at college we all were at the same line of the downfall
  • I’m not attentive during the lecture but I’m very attentive during the attendance.
  • School taught me never to quit but they never taught me when to stop and I’m still going away.
  • Once I cracked a joke on electricity and soon after electricity got R.I.P.

Back to School Quotes Funny

  • It’s my first day of high school. I have seven new notebooks, a skirt I hate, and a stomach ache.
  • Once I like my teacher so much that I purposely failed the exam just to sit in her class one more year.
  • My friend Mac never used to like to carry books in school as the teacher won’t like his writing, so he created his own Macbook.
  • You send your child to the schoolmaster but ’tis the schoolboys who educate him.
  • Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I’m not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don’t get in a fight.

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Funny Quotes about School Ending

  • Geography taught me everything about the earth but it never taught me how to go outside the earth.
  • School is like a government office it takes 12 years to get you done from the education.
  • If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.
  • I got good marks in maths but my father still complaints about the other student not getting good marks.
  • There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done: school and prison.
  • As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools.

Funny Quotes about School Ending

  • School is practice for future life, practice makes perfect and nobody’s perfect, so why practice?
  • I am like a Gangster in school the rest of the day but at the PTI I am like an employee begging in front of his boss for a promotion.
  • A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
  • We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.
  • My teacher used to say that I can’t do anything in my life but she doesn’t know that I came for her.
  • My principal trained me so hard that I can fight anyone in the streets.
  • Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today’s world—an assigned parking space.
  • School is learning things you don’t want to know, surrounded by people you wish you didn’t know while working toward a future you don’t know will ever come.
  • All children start their school careers with sparkling imaginations, fertile minds, and a willingness to take risks with what they think.
  • I’ve always loved the first day of school better than the last day of school. Firsts are best because they are beginnings.
  • You’re off to great to great places. Today is your first day! Your mountain is waiting, so get on your way!
  • The most important day of a person’s education is the first day of school, not Graduation Day.
  • When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and the fun. Not the school.
  • School days, I believe, are the unhappiest in the whole span of human existence.
  • No school without spectacular eccentrics and crazy hearts is worth attending.
  • Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail. What you gain at one end you lose at the other. It’s like feeding a dog on his own tail. It won’t fatten the dog.
  • I have to get back in school somewhere. I can’t just go home and tell my mother I got kicked out of school.
  • The first day of school, make sure that you know your locker combination.
  • High school is what kind of grows you into the person you are. I have great memories, good and bad, some learning experiences and some that I’ll take with me the rest of my life.

funny school quotes

  • It’s one of my favorite seasons of the year: Back to School. As a kid, I loved fresh school supplies, new outfits, the change of seasons, and the chance to crack open a new textbook.
  • Let us remember: One book, one pen, one child, and one teacher can change the world.
  • There is nothing on earth intended for innocent people so horrible as a school.
  • Once my teacher noticed that I’m good at cricket but she doesn’t know that I was scoring for her.
  • I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
  • You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.
  • As long as there will be Maths in school I always pray to God.

That’s it for this collection of funny school quotes and we hope that you find these relatable to your school life.

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